{"id":286,"date":"2020-03-10T20:42:25","date_gmt":"2020-03-11T01:42:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stevegigl.com\/blog\/?p=286"},"modified":"2020-03-10T20:43:23","modified_gmt":"2020-03-11T01:43:23","slug":"i-shall-not-darken-their-door-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stevegigl.com\/blog\/2020\/03\/10\/i-shall-not-darken-their-door-again\/","title":{"rendered":"I shall not darken their door again*"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/m.startribune.com\/hy-vee-replacing-all-22-market-grille-restaurants-with-wahlburgers\/568679282\/\">Because apparently there aren&#8217;t enough fast food places out there. <\/a><\/p>\n<p>(*at least, not the restaurant)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Because apparently there aren&#8217;t enough fast food places out there. (*at least, not the restaurant)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[20],"class_list":["post-286","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-business","wpcat-2-id"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevegigl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/286","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevegigl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevegigl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevegigl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevegigl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=286"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/stevegigl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/286\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":288,"href":"https:\/\/stevegigl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/286\/revisions\/288"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stevegigl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=286"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevegigl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=286"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stevegigl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=286"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}